it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
(via jaykkota)
neck kissing is really fucking hot though
mmMm in the car tonight okay
(Source: ppowermuffgirls, via dragonflycup)
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
(Source: shesdonejim, via thelastqueerbender)
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
no I’m a fatass
I’m just gonna approach every life situation with an “lol, okay” attitude from now on
